Nigel’s death list

A list of possible ways that Nigel will die! Some of them are ways that Nigel wants to die. Others…not so much.

Nigel’s Death List

  • Asthma attack (Probably the most likely)
  • A result of something caused by the nails on Nigel’s right hand (The nails on 3rd and pinky are the longest!)
  • It’s too hard for someone to find a vacuum cleaner after 2011 (Nigel’s reactions are questionable and possibly go beyond ‘just allergies’ and one or more nearly led to serious injury.)
  • Overly privileged car drivers (Nigel has never tried for a license let alone driven a car properly. Nigel doesn’t trust cars yet)
  • Diet related (Diabetes being the most likely the way Nigel is going)
  • Cancer (Bowel cancer runs in Nigel’s family. Another reason to keep an eye on diet)
  • Alone šŸ˜¦ (There are many things in Nigel’s house that terrify Nigel. Mostly cutlery and electrical things, but also the shelves. Nelson is due for earthquake and remembering what happened to poor Christchurch…)
  • Assassination attempt (For when Nigel becomes a rich and powerful ruler of the world
  • Some sort of incident to do with the process of building a nuclear warhead out of paperclips and chewing gum (Before Nigel becomes a rich and powerful leader)
  • The cat…(is 9kg…)
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