15 Reasons why Nigel really needs to blog

1. To show off crap Nigel made

As you all should know, Nigel likes to make things. Right now Nigel is into quilting.

2. To practice writing

Which is a good idea if Nigel wants to be published someday

3. Nigel is an attention whore and wants to be world famous

‘Nuff said.

4. This blog is a last resort to cure Nigel’s severe lonelyness

😦

5. To get feedback from people all over the world.

Come on, be honest! Nigel needs to come to grips with reality.

6. Nigel needs money

No really. Nigel has no proper source of income right now. Can Nigel make money with a blog?

7. To tell Nigel’s family stuff

Send money.

8. Nigel is looking

Single! πŸ™‚ Likes cats! A little hard to feed but doesn’t care if you don’t walk it.

9. Using this blog to plug everything Nigel does

Preforming at the Last Night of the Proms tomorrow night! Singing in a Barbershop chorus! I made some stuff! Selling succulents! ect!

10. As a platform for Nigel’s fundamental and extreme opinions

Cats are better than dogs. End of argument.

11. As a place to put videos that Nigel will procrastinate in making

Nigel wants to make videos…when Nigel gets around to it.

12. Post pictures

Nigel has an attractive face. No really.

13. Show off Nigel’s pets

Two cats. One dog. My place doesn’t allow cats or dogs…so I downgraded to their natural prey…two mice.

14. It gives Nigel something to do in the day

In between choir practice on Thursday night, volunteer work on Friday and church Sunday night (if Nigel hasn’t procrastinated it) Nigel is bored.

15. It stops Nigel from procrastinating things

Or is that…makes Nigel procrastinate things? Whatevs. Nigel will figure it out later.

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3 thoughts on “15 Reasons why Nigel really needs to blog

  1. Sue September 9, 2011 at 10:23 pm Reply

    Number 10. What about Chichi. Does he not count as a dog?

    • nigelthedragon September 10, 2011 at 10:47 am Reply

      Yes. Now the cats are better than him πŸ˜›

  2. Sue September 10, 2011 at 8:30 pm Reply

    Poor Chichi. You need to give a reason why the cats are better.

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